i didn’t do my homework, but i also didn’t jump off a cliff so i guess we will say today evens out
boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful
jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow
thanks for your contribution
it is as simple,
and as complicated as that.
I’ll take the man and the car.
I like how Natasha always cares about other people’s safety before hers.
Can the Man of Steel do that? No he can’t.
In other words where the hell is my Black Widow movie?
When HYDRA was in pursuit of her in the CATWS movie, I wondered why Nat kept running straight, when a zig zag pattern would have made her harder to hit. It just now occured to me, if she HAD ran in a zig zag pattern while surrounded by innocent pedestrians in DC, the Winter Soldier’s bullets could have hit any number of people. She had increased the chances of her getting shot just to make sure more people got away.
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Let me spread the shit out of this.
This is horrifying. And sadly true.
Is this true?
are you fucking kidding me
In case anybody didn’t know, Ron Swanson and Tammy II are actually married in real life.