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Kim, 20. Hufflepuff, Sci-fi, Marvel. Pie Baker, Tv Junkie, Movie Watcher, History Major, Book Lover, Star Gazer and Outdoor Enthusiast. I enjoy beautiful facial hair, the Christmas season, rainy days and kitty cats. Ask box is always open so message me for anything, and lets talk the night away like old friends. (I apologize in advance for the Cluster-bomb of a blog i run!)
American: I want to live in the UK.
Asian: I want to live in the UK.
Indian: I want to live in the UK.
African: I want to live in the UK.
Hispanic: I want to live in the UK.
Canadian: I want to live in the UK.
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Brazilian: I want to live in the UK.
British: wat
Irish: feckin' English bastards

zackisontumblr:

i didn’t do my homework, but i also didn’t jump off a cliff so i guess we will say today evens out

brocreate:

HE’S SO MISUNDERSTOOD

high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

I want to be with you,
it is as simple,
and as complicated as that.
Charles Bukowski  (via barbieandken)
buckydixon:

xlauren13x:

I’ll take the man and the car. 

Fuck

buckydixon:

xlauren13x:

I’ll take the man and the car. 

Fuck

johanirae:

ninemoons42:

tomhazeldine:

I like how Natasha always cares about other people’s safety before hers.

Can the Man of Steel do that? No he can’t.

In other words where the hell is my Black Widow movie?

When HYDRA was in pursuit of her in the CATWS movie, I wondered why Nat kept running straight, when a zig zag pattern would have made her harder to hit. It just now occured to me, if she HAD ran in a zig zag pattern while surrounded by innocent pedestrians in DC, the Winter Soldier’s bullets could have hit any number of people. She had increased the chances of her getting shot just to make sure more people got away.

plus-size-barbiee:

shantrinas:

fatzombiegirl:

callerina:

hisprincessinconverse:

danfreakindavis:

REMINDER: if you have a vagina and want to use Plan B as an emergency contraceptive, it loses effectiveness if you weigh more than 165 lbs (74.84 kg) and is completely ineffective for those that weight more than 176 lbs (79.83 kg) (x)

Whhhhat?
Excuse me.
Let me spread the shit out of this.

This is horrifying. And sadly true.

Is this true?

are you fucking kidding me

WTF!!!!!!!!!

amandaroth:

In case anybody didn’t know, Ron Swanson and Tammy II are actually married in real life.

mumtazi:

I wish I was your favorite memory…