Not the time for a dad joke.
the time is nigh
These are just the right mix of douchy and nerdy I was looking for.
Do you ever wonder how Hogwarts would travel to another school for the Triwizard Tournament cause I think about it all the time
My activity spikes every Wednesday because of this post
always reblog on a wednesday, that’s the rule.
On Wednesdays we reblog
IT’S 1:07 AM
Brace yourselves, Legends is coming. And so our death watch begins…
i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem
Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.
okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.